The Loving Husband

[TolerancE]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the < B>Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.   

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can' t take that chance."

[RoarinRow]

Hahahaa, good one!   

[Xarcell]

lol...