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Feelin' A Little Run Down

Started by Jpg, August 21, 2006, 01:02:46 AM

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Jpg

Quote from: Homeland StupidityFrom the Home Office in Overland Park

As Police were pursuing a suspected drunken driver early Friday morning, the driver slammed on his brakes, opened his door, and attempted to flee from his pick-up truck.  The driver stumbled out of his truck and ran to the front of the Chevy S-10.  However, in his haste, he forgot to shift into park first and the truck rolled over his leg.  The officers had to back the pick-up truck off of his leg.  Police later confirmed the truck had recently been stolen.

What a conscientious thief.  Although he steals the truck, he makes the cops jobs a hell of a lot eaiser by apprending himself.  Maybe he will also represent himself.

Hahahaha....I got to say...this is a nice find. ;)

IchBin

LOL! That reminds me of the story I heard on the radio some time ago about the guy who stole a cashier machine at a store. The cops found the guy by following the paper receipt trail from the cash machine around the corner.

Jpg

Are you serious dude? :\

Well, there are dumb criminals. I know they made a whole bunch of books on them....lol...

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