THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

[stormlrd]

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that
he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane.... . At this point Mommy cut him off
and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face
when you tell it tonight.

"At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car
go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was
in the Army.

Mommy fainted...
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.


Hope yall enjoy it as much as I did before and after I fell out of my chair 

[IchBin]

hahahaha! I love the johnny stories.

[stormlrd]

lmao yea they are funny, some get a bit raunchy but all and all I generally laugh my butt off on them or Mary Jane jokes

[carnage]

roflmao

storm answer your pm's
the moral of my story is ANSWER YOUR PM'S!



nice story though

[mnichols7]

I recall, 'Out of the months of babes....'

[SOcRatEs]

Busted dead to rights! HAHAHAhahaha

Reminiscent of:
DON"T THROW ROCKS, when you live in a glass house.

[Xarcell]

lol...

[akulion]

lol good one man