Wet Naked Cripple

[Crip]

I posted this a few years back, always a good laugh.. 

Wet Naked Cripple

Paralyzed body falls to the ground
The forces of gravity pulling it down
Withered up legs twisted double and triple
There lies a crumpled up wet naked cripple.

A split second exists between composure and fear
A slip of the hand and hard tile draws near
Impact comes quick with a splash and a ripple
Sprawled on the floor is a wet naked cripple

Surveying the scene and nothing looks broken
But it's still hard to tell, a few choice words are spoken
I can't feel a damn thing that's south of my nipple
It's the curse of the crumpled up wet naked cripple.

Finally back in my chair with a sigh of relief
Humility surge, rolled eyes, disbelief
Progress resumes although a slow fear still trickles
Such is the life of a wet naked cripple....!

[Skhilled]

It's always worth a repost.

[Ken.]

It has always been a good read Jeff... and no, I've never laughed, but it dose bring a smile.

Any time I feel kind of down about my situation all I must do is think of my bud Jeff and that makes me stop my whinny baby ways.
You inspire many of us more that you may know Crip.  :coolsmiley:

[Skhilled]

Well said.

[Crip]

I reckon it's funny to me , cuz this very thing has happen to me , twice in fact ..Lol

[Skhilled]

I do see the humor in it cause I've had it happen to me. LOL

It is a good thing when we can laugh at ourselves.

[Crip]

boy howdy   

[Skhilled]

I laugh at myself all of the time...almost as much as I laugh at others. LOL

[IchBin]

haha, I do like that poem. Although, I try not to imagine you wet and naked Jeff.

[Crip]

...good , please don't imagine that ..