u do know ur a jerk right?

From someone needing help, you have a strange way to showing gratitude towards those who try to assist you.
I just got through helping someone else with some code in another topic and was about write something for you since I have a similar need for my site. It'll wait, though,
as will you.
In the past, I've used Javascript to cue sound from the onMouseOver event. Just read some of the examples and adapt it to what you initially requested.
Good luck.
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