Wet Naked Cripple!

[Crip]

I posted this a few years back, always a good laugh.. 

Wet Naked Cripple

Paralyzed body falls to the ground
The forces of gravity pulling it down
Withered up legs twisted double and triple
There lies a crumpled up wet naked cripple.

A split second exists between composure and fear
A slip of the hand and hard tile draws near
Impact comes quick with a splash and a ripple
Sprawled on the floor is a wet naked cripple

Surveying the scene and nothing looks broken
But it's still hard to tell, a few choice words are spoken
I can't feel a damn thing that's south of my nipple
It's the curse of the crumpled up wet naked cripple.

Finally back in my chair with a sigh of relief
Humility surge, rolled eyes, disbelief
Progress resumes although a slow fear still trickles
Such is the life of a wet naked cripple....!

[akulion]

good poetry there :up:

[RoarinRow]

good poetry there :up:

Word!  Good poetry   

[IchBin]

lol, nice Crip!

[Crip]

well in my case; it's funny as a bone..