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Blond Moment

Started by jp, April 11, 2006, 08:56:15 PM

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Crip

Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a  whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo?  Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year . . . namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo?  It's been a year! (I told him). There was only silence  at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....  He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument. 

I have become comfortably numb!

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Mitchâ„¢

* Mitchâââ,¬Å¾Ã,¢ is soo scared and not to sure what to think right now.

Are you being serious or just a joke you heard?

TwinsX2Dad

Quote from: crip on April 11, 2006, 08:56:15 PM
Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a  whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo?  Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year . . . namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo?  It's been a year! (I told him). There was only silence  at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....  He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument. 

Woot! That was good, crip!   :2funny:

Quote from: MitchÃ,â,,¢ on April 11, 2006, 10:10:32 PMAre you being serious or just a joke you heard?

Hmmmm - now who is using the brunette hair color?   :uglystupid2:

Mitchâ„¢

I was merely joking.

And I do naturally have blonde hair.
:'(

The big mouse kinda gave it away.

It was funny though thanks for the laugh crip.

Crip

just a joke mitch, nothing personal - I got it from an e-mail, it's a blonde joke thats all. ;)
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Crip

That's Jerry as in--> Tom & Jerry? .. maybe to younger to have saw this Toon - re-run perhaps?
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Mitchâ„¢

Thats who I thought it was wasnt to sure though...

Crip

Ya, Tom chasing  Jerry around and Jerry always wins..lol..
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mnichols7

Oh no, they're picking on the blonds again, eeeekkkkk! :knuppel2:

;D

TwinsX2Dad

A blonde saw a "ÂÃ,¿" on her computer screen. She commented to another blonde, "I wonder how they do that?"

The second blond blurted, "Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"

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