Never lie to your mother...

[Maya]

have to thank rider for this one  .... haven't laughed so hard in a very long time...


A young man called Jon invited his mother for dinner. During the
meal, his
mother couldn't  but notice how handsome Jon's flat mate, Simon,
was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and
this only
made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started
to wonder if there was more between Jon and his flat mate than met
the eye.

Reading his mums thoughts, Jon volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates".

About a week later, Simon came to Jon saying, "Ever since your
Mother came
to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
suppose she
took it do you?"

"Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Jon. So
he sat
down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN,
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE
HERE FOR
DINNER.

LOVE Jon


Several days later, Jon received an email from his mother which
read:


DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON,
AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON,
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE
WOULD HAVE
FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

[tick]

Thanks for sharing that.  I am still laughing.   

[Nikki Sixx]

LOL Why a frying pan?

[IchBin]

hahahahahahahaha! The object really has nothing to do with it. It could have been a fork, but who cares about losing a fork.

[rider]

Good one Maya.I've seen this somewhere.LOL.Just teasing you. :up:

[Maya]

Thnx buddy...lol...it was so good i needed to share the humor...

thank goodness for u and btw - its still crackin me up...

[Lesmond]

Very good

* Lesmondâ„¢ goes to find the frying pan

[rider]

Thnx buddy...lol...it was so good i needed to share the humor...

thank goodness for u and btw - its still crackin me up...

Me too.lol.Its funny enuff to share with everyone.

[tick]

Very good

* Lesmondâ„¢ goes to find the frying pan

lmao

[Maya]

Very good

* Lesmondâ„¢ goes to find the frying pan