The Talking Dog!

[crip]

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of Richard and Jillian's condo:
"Talking Dog For  Sale."

He rings the bell and Richard tells him the dog is in the garage. The guy goes down to  the garage and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yes, I do,"  the Lab replies."

"So, what's your  story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I  discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the  government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had! me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.  I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I  wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.  I got married,  had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed.

He goes back upstairs and asks Richard what he  wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," Richard says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because  he's a liar. He never did any of that." 

[iowamf]

hilarious ...

did you read about the whippet who attended the Westminster dog show and "escaped" from his cage at JFK airport in NY?

Those whippets are lightning in a bottle - no way are they going to catch it - the guards clocked the dog at over 25 mph in a chase.

Unfortunately for the owners, the dog is still on the loose.

[G6Cad]

LMAO