Swedish to English meaning in words

[G6Cad]

http://www.avigsidan.com/avigsidan/avigt024.html

The Swedish words to the left and English to the right
I laugh pretty hard when i read this...  but it's a raw translation 

[IchBin]

I suppose it would be funnier if I knew if the swedish words were actual sayings or something? Some of the english words were funny, but I felt like I was missing something.

[Thurnok]

This one doesn't make sense... the Swedish words are similar to English words anyway, so the last word here they borked up as far as I'm concerned:

Välkommen till smörgåsbordet! --> Welcome to the buttergoosetable!

Where they get buttergoosetable from I have no clue, as smorgashborg has been used in the English language for a long time, and stems from Sweden, but the Encarta lists it as follows:

smor·gas·bord [ smáwrgəss bàwrd ] (plural smor·gas·bords)
noun 

Definition:
1. buffet meal: a meal served buffet style, consisting of a large variety of hot and cold dishes
2. restaurant serving buffet: a restaurant featuring a smorgasbord
3. variety: a wide variety ( informal )

[Late 19th century. < Swedish smörgåsbord, literally "bread-and-butter table"]

So these guys are wack! 

[bloc]

The pun here is probably that many of them will - when broken up in single words - be rather funny to translate.

"smør"=butter, "gås"=goose and "bord"=table.

[Crip]

those guys sounds & looks a bit like us Rednecks

[G6Cad]

The pun here is probably that many of them will - when broken up in single words - be rather funny to translate.

"smør"=butter, "gås"=goose and "bord"=table.

Head on the nail

[ed_m2]

reminds me of the classic two ronnies sketch...

swedish made simple:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ

[Brandon05]

Learning another culture is so much fun and challenging at times.  I don't even know how to pronounce those words lol(the swedish ones).