A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water, the barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man, and the man says Thank you ............ Why? ???
Water gun perhaps ?
Thats what my wife said, but not right :(
That proves we wommen thinks alike no matter where in the world we are located or what country we are from :D
I've heard this before. Its actually kind of a dumb answer considering how much it thinks you should assume.
The man had the hickups so he asked for water. The Bar man recongnized it and so he pulled a gun on him to make the hickups go away. So he said Thank you.
it is amazing
my wifes reply: it's a water gun?
:2funny:
and then when i told her about this thread
her reply: it would take a man to make that up.
:2funny:
Quote from: IchBinâââ,¬Å¾Ã,¢ on September 30, 2006, 02:03:24 AM
I've heard this before. Its actually kind of a dumb answer considering how much it thinks you should assume.
The man had the hickups so he asked for water. The Bar man recongnized it and so he pulled a gun on him to make the hickups go away. So he said Thank you.
I was just coming to say the same thing
oh boy IchBinâââ,¬Å¾Ã,¢ y'all gone and ruined it for me, I was hoping this would take some time for people to figure out! but hay I am only j/k m8 well done, I didn't work it out, I had to be told :(
Heres a few cold ones for you ;)
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Quote from: akulion on September 30, 2006, 02:12:43 AM
it is amazing
my wifes reply: it's a water gun?
:2funny:
Thats what my wife said and G6, she said...
Quote from: Mrs G6 on September 29, 2006, 11:33:48 PM
That proves we wommen thinks alike no matter where in the world we are located or what country we are from :D
Here's one...
What is more holy than God,
What is more evil than the Devil,
The poor have it
The rich don't need it.
And if you eat it you'll die....
nothing (http://orderpopup.sonnerie.net/external/DrtTop/player_v2.swf?sType=14&file=ho9007.mp3&go=true&tref=0.89179900%201159586085)
lol
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the "Finich"
'Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always out-roughs 'em
an' none of 'em gits no-where.
If anyone dasses to risk
My "Fisk" it's "Boff" an'
It's "Wham" un 'erstan'?
So, keep "Good Behavor"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.
popeye (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/les.pole/popeye.mid)
Quote from: Xarcell on September 30, 2006, 04:03:35 AM
Here's one...
What is more holy than God,
What is more evil than the Devil,
The poor have it
The rich don't need it.
And if you eat it you'll die....
Nothing?
What is more holy than God? Nothing
What is more evil than the Devil? Nothing
Get it Lesmond?
:2funny: That was really funny :coolsmiley:
Dennis have one for you.
(this is hard as this one is in Swedish, but i do my best to translate it for you )
1. There are 5 houses
2. The Englishmen lives in the red house
3. The spanior owns the dog
4. In the green house they drink coffee
5. The Ukrainan drinks tea
6. The green house are directly to the right of the offwhite house
7. The one that smoke OldGold owns snails
8. In the yeallow house they smoke Kool
9. In the middle house, they drink milk
10. The Norweigan lives in the first house
11. The man thats smokes Chesterfield lives right next to the man with the fox
12. Kool being smoked next to the house where they have a horse
13. The one smoking LuckyStrike drinks orangejuice
14. The Japanese smokes Parliment
15. The Norweigan man lives right next to the blue house
Now for the questions
1. Who drinks the water and
2. Who owns the Zebra ?
This is a riddle we found on the hospital the last time we were there for 4 weeks.
This took about a week for me to solve, and i can really say, it kind if got to the head to, caus ei just couldent let it go.
Dennis said that i should post it here, and he wonder if any of you are just as bright as his mother :D
everyone drinks water and no one owns a zebra?
The Norweigan drinks water and the Japanese owns the zebra?
Yes, thats right, But can we see the setup you had to do to solve it to ;)
Thats the greate thisng with this riddle, the answer is on the net offcourse, but the calculation on how you got the solution is not, So im very happy if you show the calculation on how you got it solved >:D
Lol offcorse, i will try to explain ;) It would be easier if i could show it on paper though lol.
Well , i made some kind of a table with all possible answers. Then i read the list starting by nr 1 and marked it with + or - inside the table. There were some lines you can't mark at first time, so i waited with those. For example: line 11. You only know that Chesterfield smoker hasn't got a fox.
After going thru the whole list, need to try to get more +'s and -'s to the table... So after a good and long look, you should be able to get the good answer....
Is that ok for an explenation? :) (i feel im back in school now lol)
Yes, this teacher is satisfied now ;)
I had to make it in columns of 5x5 and then puzzle it to gether, then i had to guess on two answers and thats where i got stuck for a while to sort the rest :)
Greate work whoesa
Phew thanks teacher :2funny:
In some kind of a way it's like playing the game sudoku...
A Man picks up his dog and realizes he is bankrupt ..... Why?
Quote from: akulion on September 30, 2006, 04:20:03 AM
nothing (http://orderpopup.sonnerie.net/external/DrtTop/player_v2.swf?sType=14&file=ho9007.mp3&go=true&tref=0.89179900%201159586085)
lol
lol....
:D
Quote from: Lesmond on September 30, 2006, 06:07:23 PM
A Man picks up his dog and realizes he is bankrupt ..... Why?
because he's a country singer? :2funny:
:2funny: nice one lol
not to mention his wife left him too and his house burnt down and now hes singing this song
hehe...
erm NO
Quote from: Lesmond on September 30, 2006, 06:07:23 PM
A Man picks up his dog and realizes he is bankrupt ..... Why?
because his dog is dead of hunger :2funny:
lol...