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General => Chit chat => Topic started by: Jpg on August 21, 2006, 01:02:46 AM
Quote from: Homeland StupidityFrom the Home Office in Overland Park
As Police were pursuing a suspected drunken driver early Friday morning, the driver slammed on his brakes, opened his door, and attempted to flee from his pick-up truck. The driver stumbled out of his truck and ran to the front of the Chevy S-10. However, in his haste, he forgot to shift into park first and the truck rolled over his leg. The officers had to back the pick-up truck off of his leg. Police later confirmed the truck had recently been stolen.
What a conscientious thief. Although he steals the truck, he makes the cops jobs a hell of a lot eaiser by apprending himself. Maybe he will also represent himself.
Hahahaha....I got to say...this is a nice find. ;)
LOL! That reminds me of the story I heard on the radio some time ago about the guy who stole a cashier machine at a store. The cops found the guy by following the paper receipt trail from the cash machine around the corner.
Are you serious dude? :\
Well, there are dumb criminals. I know they made a whole bunch of books on them....lol...