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A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the olympic gold
medal.

Before the final match, the redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said,
"Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. he's never
lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has! Whatever you do, do not
let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished!"

The redneck nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the redneck and
the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All
of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the redneck and wrapping
him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.

A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer
raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and the redneck collapsed on top of him,
making the pin and winning the match!

The trainer was astounded.When he finally got his wrestler alone, he
asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it
before!"

The wrestler answered "Well, i was ready to give up when he got me in that
hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles
right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of
strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I
could."

"So", the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off?!"

"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts."

Ouch! That hurts just reading it!

hahahaha thats was really funny

lmao, that was a good one.

lmao......good one

YEOW!!

:o

LMAO! ;D

HA ! LMAO

that was funny...

 ;D  ROFL  :up:

LMAO!
WOW i read that last bit twice to make sure i read that right.