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Title: Norwegian weather
Post by: Nokonium on June 09, 2006, 10:28:57 PM
+15ÂÃ,°C / 59ÂÃ,°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10ÂÃ,°C / 50ÂÃ,°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5ÂÃ,°C / 41ÂÃ,°F
Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

0ÂÃ,°C / 32ÂÃ,°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

-5ÂÃ,°C / 23ÂÃ,°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10ÂÃ,°C / 14ÂÃ,°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

-20ÂÃ,°C / -4ÂÃ,°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30ÂÃ,°C / -22ÂÃ,°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-40ÂÃ,°C / -40ÂÃ,°F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50ÂÃ,°C / -58ÂÃ,°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-70ÂÃ,°C / -94ÂÃ,°F
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

-183ÂÃ,°C / -297.4ÂÃ,°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273ÂÃ,°C / -459.4ÂÃ,°F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."

-300ÂÃ,°C / -508ÂÃ,°F
Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
Title: Re: Norwegian weather
Post by: G6Cad on June 09, 2006, 11:11:39 PM
Think your calculations is a bit out in the buch there hahaha

Right now, most of Norway and Sweden have 25*C and mid day about 28 to 30*C

So you have to add in about 10*C more in your first calculation to get it right ;)
Title: Re: Norwegian weather
Post by: Nokonium on June 10, 2006, 08:17:58 AM
28 - 30C

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Quick put Bloc in the fridge before he melts ....
Title: Re: Norwegian weather
Post by: G6Cad on June 10, 2006, 09:41:08 AM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: Norwegian weather
Post by: bloc on June 10, 2006, 09:51:14 AM
hehe..its awesome with some warmth now, been like the autumn here past weeks.
Title: Re: Norwegian weather
Post by: gerrymo on June 10, 2006, 10:52:42 AM
Jeez, its hotter there than just accross the water here in Scotland. Weather like that is rare here.
Title: Re: Norwegian weather
Post by: G6Cad on June 10, 2006, 11:25:31 AM
Pretty rear here to, we ususally have arround 20 - 25C during the best days in the summer, but last summer and this seem to be much higher temperature here :)
Title: Re: Norwegian weather
Post by: gerrymo on June 10, 2006, 11:28:28 AM
They have a saying where I live. If you can not see the top of a high building, it's raining. If you can see the top, it's just about to start raining.