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General => Chit chat => Topic started by: akulion on May 27, 2006, 12:17:09 PM

Title: You are my liver!
Post by: akulion on May 27, 2006, 12:17:09 PM
Dear Readers,

I have a new theory.....

As we all know that the symbol of the "heart" is often used for "romantic messages" and things to do with love.

You may hear expressions like "You are my heart" etc etc

But exactly how valid are these?

Well we know that the heart is one of the most important organs in the Human body.

But we also know that heart malfunctions and diseases have remedies available!

If the heart fails:
- it can be revived (if in time)
- a person can live on an artifical heart

Preventative methods also include:
- Engiography & Engioplasty
- Bypass surgery
- Pacemakers
- Medicines of various sorts

So we know that even though the heart is important but there can be "replacements" (even if very painful but yes there are)

Now lets look at another innocent member of our body: The Liver!

The liver cleans blood
And as we know without blood nothing can work
The liver also helps in digestion
The liver does a lot of other functions like store carbohydrates etc

BUT....did you know that IF the liver fails:

- There is no alternative..the person dies a horrible painful death
- Liver transplants are extremely difficult procedures since ALL the arteries pass through it!

If the liver gets diseased:

- The person suffers greatly!
- Their entire body including the heart is effected!
- It is life threatning!

So now to come to my main point in my theory.....

Liver vs Heart
Which is more important?

Well seeing the above - I would say the liver, because its just simply irreplacable!!

So why do we use the heart as a symbol of love?

Why do we tell people "you are my heart?"

We should be saying to our most loved and beloved ones:

You are my liver!

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and no more

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So join the campaign today people

YOU ARE MY LIVER CAMPAIGN

and lets change the world forever :D


Title: Re: You are my liver!
Post by: Crip on May 27, 2006, 01:23:54 PM
Interesting...
Title: Re: You are my liver!
Post by: IchBin on May 27, 2006, 01:59:43 PM
I would prefer to say, you are my spleen. Oh the mystery of it all..... ;)


lol nice post.
Title: Re: You are my liver!
Post by: mnichols7 on May 27, 2006, 10:29:23 PM
(singing )  I left my liver in San Francisco.


kinda lose something, doesn't it?
Title: Re: You are my liver!
Post by: Crip on May 27, 2006, 10:31:30 PM
Quote from: MAN on May 27, 2006, 10:29:23 PM
(singing )  I left my liver in San Francisco.


kinda lose something, doesn't it?

Lol..yes a little.. ;D
Title: Re: You are my liver!
Post by: akulion on May 28, 2006, 12:47:15 AM
You are all in my liver :D

lol
Title: Re: You are my liver!
Post by: mnichols7 on May 28, 2006, 01:24:57 AM
You must be intoxicated then,  Because we are all a little bit fermented.   :o