Hey everyone :D
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we havea lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. post it...we can all have a laugh for a change
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
here it goes...get ready....
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w =squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
My name comes to : Doombah Waffle Butt
lool
So give it a try and post your new name here!
Edited to fix typo
Stinky Dippin Chunks :D
dorfus chickenfanny.
???
:2funny:
snooty pottytush :)
snickle gizzardbrains
Dipsy Rhinonose
:D
Bwaaahhha boobie farkle fanny :2funny:
lol...
Can I call you "farkle fanny" from now on?
Quote from: Xarcell on April 30, 2006, 09:09:12 PM
lol...
Can I call you "farkle fanny" from now on?
Sure, I've been called worse I'm sure, especially when I have smf site problems. :2funny:
It's catchy!
Quote from: Xarcell on April 30, 2006, 09:21:06 PM
It's catchy!
Especially when they add the other 'f' word at the beginning of my new name, like 'freaking' :idiot2:
LMAO, say that 3 times real fast.
Quote from: Xarcell on April 30, 2006, 09:28:54 PM
LMAO, say that 3 times real fast.
I can't, 'freakin farkle fanny', 'freakin farkle fanny', 'freakin farkle fanny' :buck2:
Heres mine -
greasy - pottynose ;D
dorky chickendoodle :coolsmiley:
You can be chickendoodle and I'm chickenfanny.
:laugh:
You guys are making me hungry.... lol
i got
gobber chuckle drunkin
lol thats a good idea for stress relief auklion. made me laugh any ways lol
Where's the 'g'? ??? It goes from f to h.
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffyg = lizard
h = waffle
ops sorry i must have pressed del before f=barffy
g = lizard
ill edit it in my frst post too - thanks for noticing :D
Quote from: akulion on May 01, 2006, 04:05:55 PM
ops sorry i must have pressed del before f=barffy
g = lizard
ill edit it in my frst post too - thanks for noticing :D
I see that now from my post above. ::)
Dorfus Farkleface :(
Sneezy Dippin Face ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Hmm....I like Obi better.....
:P
lmao Boobie Frickintush.
QuoteBoobie Frickintush.
:2funny: