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Choose the month you were born in:
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I killed
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Choose the day of birth:
01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the kool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a whorè
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

Choose the color of the shirt you'r wearing:
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I’m gày
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D’s
Green - because I’m good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I’ve got abs

For me it ended up in

I killed a condom because im sexy as hell    :2funny:  :2funny:

I cuddled with a homeless guy Because thats how i roll

O_o omg  :idiot2:

I cuddled with a crackhead because I’m a pimp and your jealous

oops :D

I cuddled with my crush because thats how I roll...

I smoked with a easter egg because I smoke crack.


That make me sound like a sissy...  >:(

*ot* hu? all born in may ... seems to be the result of a copious late summer or early fall ^^

I smoked with a crackhead, because I’m a pimp and your jealous :)

I killed my lover because the little people told me to.    :knuppel2:

I got..

"I needed a bowl of cereal because im sexy as hell!"     ???  :o


lol  :2funny:

I got " I shot the trogan man because I love marijuana "   Now that is just funny.  haha

lol I ran naked with a homeless guy  because I’m a pimp and your jealous
;D :2funny:

"i killed a stripper because I am sexy as hell"..huh?  :o ;D

 :2funny:  :2funny:

i killed a easter egg because Ive got abs. lmao

I banged your dealer because I love marijuana 

I slept with my crush because I’m a pimp and your jealous

uh huh  :coolsmiley:

I stabbed a crackhead because im sexy as hell and thats how I roll.