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Title: Billy Bob!
Post by: Crip on April 19, 2007, 06:11:15 PM
Billy Bob's pregnant sister  was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep  coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six  months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer  pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor  about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had  twins! A boy and a girl.   The babies are just  fine."

"After all this time," she says, "Do they have names?" 

"Yes, ma'am, the doctor says, "Your  brother came in and named them." 

The women thinks to herself,  " Oh no, not my brother.... he's an idiot!" 

Expecting the  worse, she asks the doctor, "Well, what did he  name them?"

"The girl is Denise," says the doctor.   

The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name. I guess I was  wrong about my
brother. I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's  the boy's name?"

"Denephew"

:)
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: ZarPrime on April 19, 2007, 06:40:37 PM
Quote from: crip~ on April 19, 2007, 06:11:15 PM
"Denephew"

:)

LMAO.:2funny: Good one Crip.  Mind if I share this on my Forum?
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Crip on April 19, 2007, 06:41:52 PM
Sure..help yourself. ;)
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Shadow on April 19, 2007, 06:57:28 PM
Awesome, Thats is neat lol

That is a good one about the boy name
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Resident Geek on April 19, 2007, 07:49:57 PM
I likes. ;D
Maybe I'll call my own kids that. LOL
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Shadow on April 19, 2007, 08:21:48 PM
Yea, And watch the other kids make fun of your's kids about that boy name lol
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Resident Geek on April 19, 2007, 08:25:58 PM
It's not worse than calling your kid Sue...
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Shadow on April 19, 2007, 08:27:11 PM
Yea, I do agree with you about that one
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Resident Geek on April 19, 2007, 08:32:38 PM
I think it would be the shizznit to call your kid "Sioux"

That would be frickin' awesome! :D
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Shadow on April 19, 2007, 08:40:05 PM
Yea, That would be awesome to call a kid that name lol
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: jackchick24 on May 02, 2007, 06:32:39 PM
great joke. I can totally relate lol my seems like something my husband would do to be funny.
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Crip on May 02, 2007, 06:36:24 PM
He a redneck? :D
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: jackchick24 on May 02, 2007, 06:49:30 PM
lmao. No
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Crip on May 02, 2007, 07:02:46 PM
Ok..
I am, born and raised one..& proud of it too. :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: banshel on May 03, 2007, 12:14:23 AM
GOod one!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: tick on May 03, 2007, 12:32:11 AM
Quote from: crip~ on May 02, 2007, 07:02:46 PM
Ok..
I am, born and raised one..& proud of it too. :coolsmiley:

Me too! I am mississippi boy born and raised.
Title: Re: Billy Bob!
Post by: Shadow on May 03, 2007, 03:02:20 AM
I am a TOM BOY