A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burlyman -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." Lmao! :P
Bwahahhahahaha :2funny:
lol..
That really is the PANTS :2funny:
I bet so now.. :D
ROFL :2funny:
lol
Two guys in a bar and one says to the other, "when i get home, I'm gunna rip my wife's panties off"
The other says "why, feelin a bit horney?"
The first says, "No, they're chaffing me"
Quote from: crip on November 13, 2006, 10:48:35 PM
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burlyman -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." Lmao! :P
That is too funny, I like the wife already :2funny:
lol, she knew exactly what to do.. ;D
::) A greate wepon to use some times >:D
Quote from: G6 on November 14, 2006, 01:15:36 PM
::) A greate wepon to use some times >:D
I would say a good weapon Anytime... :D
If I wasn't married, I'd like to meat a woman where I could use that weapon against her.... :D
no wonder people end up getting mistresses lol
I wonder if he spelled meet as meat on purpose :P :) :P
Quote from: IchBinâââ,¬Å¾Ã,¢ on November 14, 2006, 05:29:10 PM
If I wasn't married, I'd like to meat a woman where I could use that weapon against her.... :D
Lmao @ Ich.. ;D