TP-Docs
HTML5 Icon HTML5 Icon HTML5 Icon
TP on Social Media

Recent

Welcome to TinyPortal. Please login or sign up.

March 28, 2024, 09:09:46 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Members
Stats
  • Total Posts: 195,104
  • Total Topics: 21,212
  • Online today: 212
  • Online ever: 3,540 (September 03, 2022, 01:38:54 AM)
Users Online
  • Users: 0
  • Guests: 121
  • Total: 121

Get your new funny name here!

Started by akulion, April 30, 2006, 07:40:09 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

akulion

Hey everyone :D
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we havea lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. post it...we can all have a laugh for a change


The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

here it goes...get ready....

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w =squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

My name comes to : Doombah Waffle Butt

lool

So give it a try and post your new name here!

Edited to fix typo

copter


Xarcell


Lesmond


IchBin


anunlike


RoarinRow

Bwaaahhha   boobie farkle fanny  :2funny:

SMF 2.0 RC3
TP 1.0 beta 5-1
Wordpress 3.0

Xarcell

lol...

Can I call you "farkle fanny" from now on?

RoarinRow

Quote from: Xarcell on April 30, 2006, 09:09:12 PM
lol...

Can I call you "farkle fanny" from now on?

Sure, I've been called worse I'm sure, especially when I have smf site problems.   :2funny:

SMF 2.0 RC3
TP 1.0 beta 5-1
Wordpress 3.0

Xarcell


RoarinRow

Quote from: Xarcell on April 30, 2006, 09:21:06 PM
It's catchy!

Especially when they add the other 'f' word at the beginning of my new name, like 'freaking'  :idiot2: 

SMF 2.0 RC3
TP 1.0 beta 5-1
Wordpress 3.0

Xarcell

LMAO, say that 3 times real fast.

RoarinRow

Quote from: Xarcell on April 30, 2006, 09:28:54 PM
LMAO, say that 3 times real fast.

I can't, 'freakin farkle fanny', 'freakin farkle fanny', 'freakin farkle fanny'  :buck2:

SMF 2.0 RC3
TP 1.0 beta 5-1
Wordpress 3.0

Crip

I have become comfortably numb!

Cripzone | Crip's Free 2.0.2 Themes



G6Cad

dorky chickendoodle   :coolsmiley:

Xarcell

You can be chickendoodle and I'm chickenfanny.

:laugh:

IchBin

You guys are making me hungry.... lol

mrsjack

i got
gobber chuckle drunkin

lol thats a good idea for stress relief auklion. made me laugh any ways lol

RoarinRow

Where's the 'g'?  ???  It goes from f to h. 

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffyg = lizard
h = waffle

SMF 2.0 RC3
TP 1.0 beta 5-1
Wordpress 3.0

akulion

ops sorry i must have pressed del before f=barffy
g = lizard

ill edit it in my frst post too - thanks for noticing :D

RoarinRow

Quote from: akulion on May 01, 2006, 04:05:55 PM
ops sorry i must have pressed del before f=barffy
g = lizard

ill edit it in my frst post too - thanks for noticing :D

I see that now from my post above.   ::)

SMF 2.0 RC3
TP 1.0 beta 5-1
Wordpress 3.0

mnichols7


Obi-wan

Sneezy Dippin Face ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Hmm....I like Obi better.....

:P

Pox


G6Cad