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TEACHER ARRESTED

Started by akulion, November 02, 2006, 10:23:44 PM

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TEACHER ARRESTED
NEW YORK --- Teacher arrested

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle".

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Blue Steel

very good ;) i love it.. I hope you don't mind I've added to it and re-posted it on my site http://www.codingmonkeys.com/index.php?topic=728.msg4174#new  let me know what you think of the addition

IchBin

lol math instruction.... nice one Aku!

akulion

Blue steel feel free to use :up:
It was posted on my forum by one of the members, so original source unknown :up:

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